Kristi:“I just feel like a glazed over doughnut…ugh hate that.”

Haha, so I was talking to Kristi on MSN about my new camera (Canon SD750) and stuff and then I read her blog and saw this line and just straight up started laughing. It’s such a great little phrase, I’m going to start using it in my everyday talk haha. love it! Oh ya, here’s her site:
Live Laugh Love Learn

Mrs. Wodworth:Park that pony!

So, our english teacher today used this phrase when talking about how her husband can somtimes become loud lol so when that happens she says “park that pony” It was pretty funny, becuase she was also describing how Ashleigh was loud when she freaked out because Bonnie ate her cheesecake before class. We went on to talking about peple peeing and pooping their pants.

Ashleigh: Single replacement, that’s like replacing one person with another”
Derek: Really?

So, I actually slightly believed ash that Single Replacement was replacing a person with a new person lol.

Alyssa’s Mom: Stop fondling my fruit!

So, I frequently play with the fresh fruit that is sitting out on Alyssa’s kitchen’s island and I was playing with Alyssa’s mom’s Alligator Pear, also known as an avocoda, and she yelled from the other room, “Stop Fondling my fruit!” It was quite funny, we were all pretty giggly to start and then we just all broke out laughing.

Amy:There are three types of waiter/waitresses: G1 gets you what you need but doesn’t talk much, G2 gets what you need and talks the right amount, G3 is overly crazy talkitive and hovering and you just want them to go away so you can eat in peace but you still get what you want.
Amy: I’m a G1.5!
Ashleigh: I’m a G1.75!
Derek:I’m a G1.25!
Amy:Jack’s def. a G3!

Alyssa’s Dad: Are you guys Jack bashing?

Haha, so that’s what we just talked about. The levels of good waitering. It was kinda funny.

Ashleigh:I’m sweating from my hairline! Feel it!
Us: HAHAHEHEHEMUWHAHAHHAHA

Derek:AHH! My eye, I just touched my eye with my hand that has hot sauce on it!”

So we went to eat at the Pub and Grub today and Ashleigh got some hot wings. They were very super duper hot and it’s funny because Ash was sweating. It was just a funny time.

Ashleigh:I’m going to fart on you! No, I never fart in front of you guys, not even Carter. Now that I said I have to fart, I can’t do it.

So, Ashleigh randomly said today that she needed to fart. Mostly because I was constantly saying “saftey” a lot today probably.

Jack:Eww! I stepped on a grape. It has hair on it! It’s all old and raisiny!
Us: It’s not like you ate it!

Jack today stepped on a grape; it was funny. He hates grapes and compares them to the taste of skin. He REALLY hates grapes! Umm ya end of story.

[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:17 PM): I’m a sexy gnome! XD
243 = 210 + 33 (forever) says (1:17 PM): no, I’m a sexy gnome
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:17 PM): awweh.
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:18 PM): XD nuuuu
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:18 PM): Morby ish sexy gnome.
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:20 PM): Nuu wait.
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:20 PM): I’m a pirate. ^_^
243 = 210 + 33 (forever)says (1:20 PM): lol
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:21 PM): lmao
[ felicia x. morby x. ] says (1:21 PM): We shall be known henceforth as the sexy gnome and the pirate. XD
243 = 210 + 33 (forever) says (1:22 PM): and we shall live happily ever after. With boobs

For whatever reason, Morby and I talk about boobs alot. Hm.
And I just realized that I post on here. A LOT. I wish I could convince Morby to…

Me: I don’t understand why people think Elk are so amazing
Jack: Because they’re huge
Me: Aren’t they just male deer?
Jack: No, those are called Bucks
Me: Oh. I didn’t know that
Jack: Wow, how long have you lived in Ashland?
Me: I thought all deer with horns were bucks (male also called elk or female) and ones without were called fawns. haha oops
Jack: Wow, your stupid

So, one day while Jack was talking about his deer farm i said this. It was probably about 6 months ago. Now, after Jack fully explained the types of deer and what elk are, I understand the differences. Who knew that female deer didn’t have antlers?! I sure didn’t. This is kinf of pathetic since I live in northern wisconsin where people go deer hunting like every day. (Not really everyday, I think there is a season)